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I promise to do a non-SG1 post soon. In the meantime, here's just a wacky/corny picspam based on the Emancipation episode. Daniel tries to play a practical joke on Carter and it doesn't go exactly as planned.



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Damn guys almost left without me again. “Hey! Wait up!”

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I swear if they make me drink local moonshine again, I’ll sneak into their lockers and put itching powder in their shorts.

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Daniel knew she’d catch up. That’s why we’ve got plan B.

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Right, off we go. Oh, wait, a second.

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OK, now the cool factor is back in my life, we can go check out the locals.

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“Hey, do you guys see that?”

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“Uh, no sir. You have the binoculars.”

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“Yes. I. Do.”

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“Let’s go in this random direction and talk to some random kid.”

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“See, we found locals”

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“Hello, Frank. How is the weather in Cincinati this summer?”

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Did Daniel just use comic CIA-speak with a contact?

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“I cannot remember if it is balmy or blistery. You people from afar make no sense. But did you bring the subject?”

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Maybe I should just smile like I’m in on it.

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“Our fair and worthy lady is there.”

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Points to lady who is not paying any attention.

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“My father is arriving to assist her in preparations. I understand it is a surprise. What does she know?”

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“Um, yea. They want us to go to their village and something about our attire seems inappropriate. Just go with the flow, Sam.”

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“They are coming, Daniel Jackson.”

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“Drats. It is our cousin who rides ahead of my father. He is not aware of our deal.”

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Somebody better tell Jack what’s going on soon.

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“The chief’s new bride is here!”

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Huh?

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“You can’t be serious. That is SO not happening.”

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“Stop! She is just overwhelmed by the honor we’re bestowing upon her.”

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“Your government is wise to give me a wife to solidify our alliance. Come, preparations are underway, you must get ready. I dislike tardiness.”

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Somebody better tell Jack what’s going on soon.

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Threw in an extra cause she’s cute as a button with those big bug-eye-goggles on her forehead.

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Teal’c...

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is confused by earth rituals

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The chief sounds a little TOO serious. I hope he remembers it’s a practical joke.

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Is so cute when she’s pissed.

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So, Hammond caught Carter and I in the armory on level 13 and decided to give her away? Nah, that kind of stuff doesn’t happen. Does it? We'll go to their village, but somebody better tell Jack what’s going on soon.


Later at the village...
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“You guys really have to find out what’s going on soon. I can’t even breathe in this get up.”

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Daniel is stunned - uh... Sam’s pretty?

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What are they staring at?

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Stunned and speechless. But, look at Jack, he knew she was pretty all along.

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Oh crap. They’ve literally been struck dumb by feminine wiles.

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Is that drool?

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"Uh, guys?"

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Teal'c likes the way she sparkles

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All right, now how does this damn thing work?

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“Can you hear me now?”

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Teal’c hears something.

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Jack is brave.

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Jack thinks he knows what’s going on now. HE gets to marry her!

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Oh shit, it's worse than I thought

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Hell, boys, ain’t she just as pretty as a picture

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“Sir, find out why the chief is under the impression that I’m to be his bride and dissuade him of the proposition.”

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Well, isn’t she sassy?

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"Now."

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“Bye! Have fun stormin’ the castle.”

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Still dumb-struck, the boys leave to do her bidding.

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Stops one last moment to check her out.

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“I’m thinking of keeping the outfit.”

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“Maybe hiding it in the armory.”

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Smiles

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Something new to look forward to on Wednesday nights.


Later...
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If Jack doesn’t come get me out of this get up...

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Well, I didn’t mean to get me out of my clothes, to be without clothing, nothing like that.

"OK, fun and games are over. We'll be taking her home now.


"You people are very strange if this is the only manner in which you can get your women to wear a dress."


"Are you sure I can't keep her?"

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I wonder if I have to giver her uniform back tonight or if it can wait until tomorrow.

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“Who’s there? You'd better be a Colonel and you'd better have my uniform.”


Later, at camp...
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“So, Sam, did you bring the s’mores?”

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“No, Daniel. Did you bring the moonshine?”

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“So you talked the chief into a contest of physical prowess in lieu of the anticipated nuptials? Who’s going to fight him at dawn?”


Later, at dawn...
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I had to ask.

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“Hey Carter! Let’s go. Daniel fessed up, it was all a joke.”

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“So, Daniel. I understand you just bought some new shorts. Tell me, boxers or briefs?”

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Date: 2008-07-06 02:23 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] krissie678.livejournal.com
Absolutely hilarious. What a way to start the morning.

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Date: 2008-07-06 02:53 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] sg-fignewton.livejournal.com
“Bye! Have fun stormin’ the castle.”

Hee hee hee!

Aw! Loved it even with the S/J snuck in!

See, this is why I tracked the first several episodes' posts. Not sure I got all of them, but I'm very glad I caught this one! :)

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Date: 2008-07-22 02:14 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] collswan.livejournal.com
Glad you found it. I just did another one for The Nox, although not quite as ambitious as this one.

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Date: 2008-07-06 06:41 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2008-07-06 11:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gcg2004.livejournal.com
LoL!! So funny!

"Emancipation" captions

Date: 2008-07-07 02:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gingeranny.livejournal.com
What's that quote? ROFLMAO. Your captions are hysterical! Thanks.

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Date: 2008-07-22 02:13 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] collswan.livejournal.com
Thanks!
Which quote to you mean? "Emancipation" is the name of the season 1 episode all the screencaps are taken from.

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Date: 2008-08-15 08:12 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
LOL! especially the sam & jack in the armory on wednesday nights stuff

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